Dart
Bandito Directed by Jonathan Spielberg |
Here I am, Mrs. Maureen Callahan, proprietor of a wonderful, homey, bar-restaurant in Ireland. My husband is dead and I carry on his family tradition of running the pub business. Ah, but the loan sharks are after me, trying to take away my sole source of income. What's a poor widow to do? Note I'm holding a bottle of Cuervo Tequila, my poor dead husband's favorite drink. Go figure. I really enjoyed this shoot. I developed an Irish accent which was a lot of fun. Note the photo on the bar to your left. It's my dearly departed father posing as the dearly departed Mr. Callahan. |
My dearly departed husband comes back from the dead to the rescue. The tenor of the film then changes -- a lone dart player with no name enters the bar, plays some darts very well, and gets into a karate fight with the money lenders, thus saving the day. Here you see the Dart Bandito himself, Everett Kavanauch, practicing his kicks as the cameraman sets up the next shot. |
Director Spielberg, Producer Christian Nguyen, et al. |
Sometimes these things happen. It's sad, but true. As far as I know, this film was never finished. At the end of the day at the location, the crew heave a sign of relief and start packing up, having just finished the last shot. I say, "Wait a minute! You didn't get half of my shots." "What are you talking about?" asked Jonathan Spielberg (no relation). "We got all the shots," as he looks at his shot list. I say, "But you didn't get the reversals. Everything was over my shoulder to the men I was speaking with, not the other half, me talking to them." Jonathan and the others ponder a long, pregnant moment and realize they overlooked about 10 shots. Jonathan quickly asks the manager of the location if we can stay just a bit longer and he gives a flat, uncompromising no. End of story. Jonathan and I keep in touch for a few months, but we never got those shots. I was never contacted about any screening. The lights figuratively went out. Ah well, luck of the Irish. |